The Mistaken Identities Of Brad Schwartz 3

Author: biped

Date: February 7, 2007

by biped
2-07-07
Well, Mr. Schwartz...how does it feel to currently be the most infamous man in America?
(sigh) At least now, maybe people will know who I really am, and stop mistaking me for other people.
Well, here it is...my future home. After the election, that is, heh-heh.
Barack Obama... the first black President. You'll be the most famous man in the world.
Today, I got five "T-Bones", seven "Crab Legs", eleven "Flendo Jessnurts", sixteen "Captain Schlessingers", and 214 "Barack Obamas."
Shut up and ravish me like the whore that I am, Mr. President.