The Groins of Hacknester 2

Author: biped

Date: April 23, 2007

by biped
4-23-07
Hacknester, on behalf of the deparment, I'm begging you to come out of retirement. Think of the future victims.
Oh, I do. But I must also consider my customers who so dearly love those little puka shell necklaces.
Surely this must weigh heavily on your decision. This person's poor family is inconsolable.
I'll make them some of my nicest puka shell necklaces. And at a full twenty percent off, too.
Hacknester asked me to meet with you. He said it would help me to understand...you know, about the necklaces.
Oh, yeah. I really like 'em.