The Groins of Hacknester 3

Author: biped

Date: April 23, 2007

by biped
4-23-07
The Groin Fairy has struck again, Hacknester. And this time the victim was...your mom.
Oh, my god. How thoughtless and self-centered I've been... I must return to forensic groinology at once.
Well, that was ten years and hundreds of groins ago, Mrs. Flonase. And Hacknester is still working the groin beat.
The children and I never realized how tirelessly you and Dr. Hacknester have been keeping our groins safe, Detective.
Guess what, Mommy? A nice policeman told our class all about Dr. Hacknester and groins today.
(sigh) I know, sweetie. I'm your teacher.