BTC 61: America's Funniest Wedding Nightmares

Author: biped

Date: April 29, 2007

by biped
4-29-07
Maura, dear...Bob hasn't shown up. Bob isn't GOING to show up. You've got to face the--
I don't care, I DON'T CARE, I DON'T CARE!!! I'm going through with my beautiful storybook wedding WITH OR WITHOUT that lying, cheating, COCK...SUCKING... BASTARD!!!
Uh-huh...well, people are bound to notice that you're standing up there all by yourself.
I've already thought of that. Go get Timmy.
[*POOOT*] I have to go to the bath--
I do.