Captain Chip Comes (Back) Again 3

Author: biped

Date: May 6, 2007

by biped
5-06-07
What do you mean, I'm "off the picture"?
We're getting someone with a less urgent sexual drive, Captain Chip. Like Ron Jeremy.
"I think I'm wearing too many clothes, tee-hee! I'd better start taking them off!" Bump-BUMPA-bump...
Oh, Kristy! We could've been co-stars in the greatest love story ever told! Nfff... NNNNFFFFFF...
Oh, Biff "Two-Bags" McGurk! Thank you for saving me from the evil Doctor--
CUT! Sorry, Kristy--I have to go empty my colostomy bags. My bowels just moved.