The Sally and Joyd Jorlorff Incident 1

Author: biped

Date: May 25, 2007

by biped
5-25-07
One day, the aliens kidnapped a little girl named Sally and a man named Joyd Jorlorff, and switched their bodies.
MOMMY, HELP ME! I'M SO SCARED, MOMMY! MOOOM-MMYYYY!!!
YAAAAAAAA!!! JOYD JORLORFF!!! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, JOYD JORLORFF!!!
Meanwhile...
Look, asshole. I'm Joyd Jorlorff. Now get me that fucking Wilson file or your fucking dumb ass is fucking fired.
Y-Yes, Mr. Jorlorff. (???)