CC 357: The Case of "Sally vs. Mommy"

Author: biped

Date: June 4, 2007

by biped
6-04-07
Mommy, I have judged you "guilty" of aggravated not cleaning up my room in the first degree.
Wh--what?
See? This shithole is conclusive evidence that you are a bad mommy.
But, I haven't had time to keep up with the housework lately!
Why...why are you wearing that funny wig and fake beard, sweetums?
To render my verdict, of course. And I sentence you to death, Mommy. Here--eat this rat poison.