Various People Pray For Extremely Trivial Things

Author: biped

Date: June 6, 2007

by biped
6-06-07
Lord, please make my can opener stop blistering my index finger. Amen.
Lord, please keep my French toast from being so soggy. Amen.
Lord, please make today's newspaper comics be really funny. Amen.
Lord, please help the barber make my sideburns more even. Amen.
Lord, please make the next chef salad I eat taste really good. Amen.
Lord, please help me pick out the most comfortable brassiere. Amen.