Stanley Searches For "Miss Right"

Author: biped

Date: July 27, 2007

by biped
7-27-07
I'm sorry, Stanley, but I won't marry you. There's simply no way I'm going to spend the rest of my life as "Vicki Scroatmuncher."
But, Vicki...is it really that much worse than "Munson"?
How'd you do it, Dad? How'd you find a girl who--wait a minute! Mom's maiden name was "Goatblower"!
I, Stanley Scroatmuncher... take this woman, Bonita Corpsefucker...