Captain Chip's Most Embarrassing Moments 2

Author: biped

Date: September 6, 2007

by biped
9-06-07
DARN IT, I did NOT eat that...err... "doo-doo"! They were supposed to put a disclaimer in the closing credits, and--
CAPTAIN WANKER! Oh, may I see your dick? And would you wank it for me, please?
No, I will NOT "wank" my--OH MY GOD!!! NNN-GOW-AHHH!!! WOOF!!! WOOF!!! UNNNNGGGHHHH!!!
WOW!!!
Look, Ed...some kind of huge, white BLOB just sailed down the street!!!
GOOD LORD--it's headed right for Muffy Feldman's birthday party!!!