CC 367: Bob's Mom's Bad Car

Author: biped

Date: September 7, 2007

by biped
9-07-07
Your mom's Fiero is fucking awesome, Bob! Hey, let's plow through this school zone and cause multiple fatalities! Schadenfreude, here we come!
THUMP, THUMP, THUMP... this is getting monotonous, Dave! I'm going to ignore it and start singing "The Clarabell The Clown Song"! Won't you join me?
"Who's the funniest clown we know? CLAR-A-BELL! And who's the clown on Howdy's show? CLAR-A-BELL!"
"Oh, his feet are big and his tummy's stout, but we could never--" OH MY GOD, YOU JUST RAN OVER A SQUIRREL!!!
BOO-HOOOOO!!! THE POOR LITTLE SQUIRREL!!! DAMN THOSE FLEEING CHILDREN LEADING ME INTO ITS PATH!!! BOO-HOOOOO!!!
DAMN MY FUCKING MOM'S CAR!!! WE SHOULD ONLY KILL WITH CHAINSAWS FROM NOW ON!!! FUCKING CHAINSAWS!!!