It's The News

Author: biped

Date: September 20, 2007

by biped
9-20-07
...and they all died horribly. Ted?
The Iranian government says "neigh" to an impending horse revolution. Details after the break.
I liked your pun using the word "neigh", Ted. It was funn--
It wasn't a pun.
Huh? Oh. Well, I... err...I, uh...
Sally, you need to "cowboy up." We have a fucking news show to do.