FTC 118: The Clown Club Rules

Author: biped

Date: September 23, 2007

by biped
9-23-07
Rule #1 about Clown Club is: you do not talk about Clown Club.
Right-o, assface!
...and so, if you don't give us an airtight alibi for your whereabouts at 5:15 pm on Tuesday, you will be charged with multiple first-degree homicide.
I WAS AT...uh...I was at...uhh...I was at...uhhh...uhhhh... Clown Club.
I can't believe you fucking talked about Clown Club. You FUCKING FUCKER.
SHUT UP, Mom!!!