FTC 118: The Selfless Superstar

Author: biped

Date: September 23, 2007

by biped
9-23-07
Rule #1 about Clown Club is: you do not talk about Clown Club.
HA-HAAAAAA!!! HEE-HEE-HEEEE!!!WHEEEEEEE!!!
Omigod--Sarah Jessica Parker! Can I please have your autograph, please please please PLEASE?
YAHOOOOOO!!! YIPPEEEE!!! WOW--HEEEE-HEEEEE!!!
Golly, I sure hope my new mommy will be pretty, and nice, and--YAAAAAAAAA!!!
HI, TIMMY!!! I'M HERE TO ADOPT YOU!!! YEEEEE-HEE-HEEEEEEEEE!!!