|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| I can't believe I woke up this morning with the power to turn into a dinosaur. | |
 | |  |
|
 |
| | |
| My book report today is on "War and Peace." Wow, this fucking piece of dog shit-- | |
| | |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| | |
| RAAAAAAAR!!! BILLY!!! WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE, YOUNG MAN!!! | |
| | |
|
 |
| | |
| YAAAAAAAAA!!! OH, MY GOD!!! WAAAAA-HA-HAAAAAAAA!!! | |
| | |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| | |
| (sob) Dad...Mom turned into a dinosaur today, and...and scared me... | |
| | |
|
 |
| | |
| Well, son, that's because my sperm is radioactive now. In fact, the President just hired me to fuck the Marines. | |
| | |
|
|
|
