CC 370: Behind the Asshole:The Vin Diesel Story

Author: biped

Date: October 9, 2007

by biped
10-09-07
Then, in 2004, came the day when Vin was forced to visit the doctor for...an "unusual" complaint...and the nightmare began.
Doc, I know this'll sound wack--but it feels like there are PEOPLE...like...up my ASSHOLE.
Oh, no...that sounds perfectly... err...normal, Mr. Diesel...heh, heh...uh, hehhh...
Little did they know that two of Vin's most ardent fans had actually made the journey... and reached their dark destination...
We made it--we're in his COLON! We are the greatest--FUCKING--Vin Diesel fans--EVER!
Hey, I wonder if you can buy "I've Been Up Vin Diesel's Asshole" T-shirts in here?
Exploratory surgery was quickly scheduled... but then, things took an unexpectedly deadly turn...
Nurse Bigguns, prepare Mr. Diesel for a complete anal--
NO!!! ME FOUND OUT HIM DIDN'T LIKE ABE VIGODA, SO ME HAVE ALREADY SLAUGHTERED HIM AND FUCKED HIM'S DUMB CORPSE!!!