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Then, in 2004, came the day when Vin was forced to visit the doctor for...an "unusual" complaint...and the nightmare began.
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| Doc, I know this'll sound wack--but it feels like there are PEOPLE...like...up my ASSHOLE. | |
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| Oh, no...that sounds perfectly... err...normal, Mr. Diesel...heh, heh...uh, hehhh... | |
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Little did they know that two of Vin's most ardent fans had actually made the journey... and reached their dark destination...
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| We made it--we're in his COLON! We are the greatest--FUCKING--Vin Diesel fans--EVER! | |
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| Hey, I wonder if you can buy "I've Been Up Vin Diesel's Asshole" T-shirts in here? | |
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Exploratory surgery was quickly scheduled... but then, things took an unexpectedly deadly turn...
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| Nurse Bigguns, prepare Mr. Diesel for a complete anal-- | |
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| NO!!! ME FOUND OUT HIM DIDN'T LIKE ABE VIGODA, SO ME HAVE ALREADY SLAUGHTERED HIM AND FUCKED HIM'S DUMB CORPSE!!! | |
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