FTC 120: Template

Author: biped

Date: November 4, 2007

by biped
11-04-07
ARRRRR!!! I'll try to do better next time, Mr. Feldman. It's hard to go from piratin' to retail.
Well, see that you do, Roger. And this is the last time I'm going to remind you about wearing a tie.
Guess what, Mommy? I just invented PUSSY-FLAVORED MOUTHWASH!
OH, MY GOD!!!!!!
Excuse me...where is the "pee-pee" room? I have to "pee-pee."
It's right through that door (snicker!) Just go on it and whip it right out! (chuckle!)