RCL no. 12,839,067

Author: biped

Date: November 6, 2007

by biped
11-06-07
Hello, darling! Won't you suck my woolly weenis and diddle my doggy penis?
What's that, Helen? Sorry, this doggy wants me to "suck" his--GOOBER! BLAH HA HAAAAAAA!!!
Are you talking to Helen on one of those tiny headphones? Tell her I want her to diddle my doggy nards--
Yah, and now he wants YOU to "diddle" his--TESTICLES! No, no...TESTICLES... NO, DAMN IT, TESTICLES!!! TESTICLES!!!
HELEN! SUCK MY NUTS! LICK MY BALLS! GARGLE MY FUZZY TATERS! JUGGLE MY DOGGY DANGLERS!
YAH! WELL, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY CALL THAT AMBULANCE FOR YOUR MOM NOW, HELEN.