"Celebrity Baseball Chat" with Chip Beef

Author: biped

Date: November 14, 2007

by biped
11-14-07
Timmy, why did you run out onto the field and rape Derek Jeter in the butthole during the sixth inning?
Because he was being mean by helping his team to win the game, and I wanted MY favorite team to win.
But isn't Derek Jeter SUPPOSED to help his team win the game?
Duhhh--aren't I SUPPOSED to rape Derek Jeter in the butthole?
Uhh...I don't think so, Timmy. You see, it isn't very--
I'd like to go back in time and rape Babe Ruth and Ty Cobb in THEIR buttholes!