FTC 122: Yo, Hadriaaaaan!

Author: biped

Date: November 26, 2007

by biped
11-26-07
Tell me more about this structure, strange humanoid.
This wall? Oh, it was built back in 122 by the Roman emperor Hadrian.
Later, back on the planet Shmugflurp--
"Walls", eh? Sounds just crazy enough to work. Travel back to year 122 and fetch this "Hadrian" fellow.
I already tried. He died of fright and I had to annihilate his entire army as they came to his defense.
Err...sorry about drastically altering your historical timeline, human.
Oh, that's okay. I love my new titties.