CC 376: Unforgivezo

Author: biped

Date: January 5, 2008

by biped
1-05-08
I used ta kill anythin' that walked or crawled. But my wife cured me of all that. Now I'm just a reg'lar feller.
Well, that's good, Mr. Munny. Here at Clownzo Clown College, you're supposed to make people laugh. Not kill them.
WAA-HAAAA!!! SOMEBODY JUST CUT ME UP!!! I'LL PAY $1,000 TO WHOEVER KILLS HIM FOR ME!!! WAAA-HAAAA!!!
Hmm...that money sure would help out me an' the young 'uns. Mebbe I could be a clown and still kill folks.
It...it's not fair...I was about to eat dessert...
Dessert's got nothin' to do with it.