CC 376: Planet Error

Author: biped

Date: January 5, 2008

by biped
1-05-08
YAAAAAAAAA!!! The flesh-eating psycho zombies just chewed my leg off!!!
Don't worry, Palomita. I'll just stick a machine gun in your stump and it'll make you look cool and sexy.
Hi Honey, I--OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK!!! SHIT...FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCKITY FUCK-FUCK!!!
Hi, Mom. I hope my machine gun leg won't disrupt our dinner with the Wilsons at Olive Garden tonight.
Sorry about your husband, Mrs. Wilson. See, I had a leg cramp, and--
"LEG CRAMP"? YOU BLEW HIS HEAD OFF, YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!