DeWilbur Mumphrey in "Biped's 1,999th Comic"

Author: biped

Date: January 22, 2008

by biped
1-22-08
Guess what, DeWilbur? I just found out that we... are in biped's 1,999th comic. Isn't that exciting?
Oh, dat sho am excitin', Miz Flonase! Ah lahks bein' in de funnies, I sho does! Well, I bess be goin' now!
...and Miz Flonase thank we is in de funnies, Mammy! How come she ta thank dat?
Cause it bees true, DeWilbur. I weren' t gwine ta tell you till you was older. We is in de "Matrix."
Dis here bees what we really look lahk in de "default panel" program.
Holy mackel, Mammy! I done lost my "man eggs" factory!