The Billy Seinfeld Show

Author: biped

Date: February 18, 2008

by biped
2-18-08
Mom, how can I tell whether or not I'm going to have a big, hairy dick?
(GASP!) ED!!! BILLY HAS SOMETHING HE WANTS TO DISCUSS WITH YOU!!!
But gee, Dad...you and Mother assured me that I could confide in you regarding personal concerns.
Knock off the "Leave It To Beaver" shit, son. I know when someone's yanking my pecker.
(sigh) Why is my dick such a "hands-off" subject? I guess Mom and Dad just can't handle my dick.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA