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| HEY!!! GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THAT TV!!! MOMMA'S MISSIN' BARACK OBAMA AND WHOOPI GOLDBERG!!! | |
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| WAAAAA-HAAAAA!!! I NEVER GIT TA WATCH SESAME STREET LIKE ALL THA OTHER KIDS!!! WAAAAA!!! SNIFF!!! | |
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| We missed you yesterday, Verna Jean! Me and Joy gave George Clooney foot jobs under the table and he shot TWO big-ass loads! | |
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| Sorry, girls! My shithead old man snuck up on me yesterday and it took me TWO HOURS to get his fuckin' DICK outta my ass!!! | |
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| DAMN, you got a nice TV, Nutragena! Is that a motherfuckin' 19-inch? | |
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| It sho am! An' you kin watch de Nascars on it if you buys me sum crack! | |
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