10. Billy and Mom in "Book Retort"

Author: biped

Date: April 23, 2008

by biped
4-23-08
--so I said, "Howdy, bitch! I'm Huck, and I like to fuck!" Ha ha, SNORT! Fuckin' funny, huh Tom?
Haw har har, yeah! Hey, let's go see if Becky Thatcher wants to fuck! My dick's hard!
HOLD ON THERE! You boys are totally bastardizing all my literary efforts with this obscene, animalistic behavior--
FUCK YOU, Twain! I'll do what I damn well please, and if you don't like it you can KISS MY FUCKIN' ASS!!!
(GASP!) I don't remember any of THAT happening in the book!
It was a special extended version--like my DICK! BLAAAH-ha-haaa!!!