DAVE COMES CLEAN

Author: biped

Date: November 21, 2001

by biped
11-21-01
In prison, Dave learns something about himself...
Hey, fuckwad! You smell like shit!
Maybe the squirrel is right.
Even Cowboy Bill weighs in with a harsh assessment...
Confidentially, Dave...not only are you a horse's ass, but you smell like one, too.
I guess now it's "official." Maybe I should shower today.
But Dave's not the only one hatching a scheme...
Mmm...fresh chicken...randy too...
Well, it's a plan, then. I'm going to take a shower, and then I'm going to fuck that squirrel.