Amuck Time

Author: biped

Date: July 14, 2008

by biped
7-14-08
Captain, my 7-year Vulcan...err, sexual cycle...uhh, thing... anyway, I request immediate leave on my home planet--
No need, Spock! I've anticipated this and secured the services of an experienced professional.
PON FARR, YEAH! WOO HOO! Uh, no weird "grips", mind melds, or anal.
Well, Spock? Get your ashes hauled?
Not now, Captain. Dr. McCoy is replicating some "penicillin" for me.