Poor Puppy Dog

Author: biped

Date: August 4, 2008

by biped
8-04-08
"NO, NO!" cried Timmy. "DON'T TAKE PUPPY DOG AWAY!" But mean old Mr. Phipps put Puppy Dog into his truck and drove away.
Aww. Poor Timmy.
That's what you were supposed to say. It says here, "People will say 'Aww, poor Timmy' at this point in the story when you are reading it to them.
Ha, ha. Well, what happened to Puppy Dog?
Huh? Oh...it says here that Puppy Dog was gassed if you've been screwing my wife. But if you haven't, he lives.
Aww, poor--HEY!