The Fateful Fete

Author: biped

Date: August 31, 2008

by biped
8-31-08
--and you've been trying to "get into my pants" since grade school, and just because we're at a party doesn't give you the right to come on to me, and--
SHUT...THE FUCK... UP...BITCH!!!
My Debbie and your Harold really seem to be hitting it off. Oh, JOY! I sense GRANDKIDS in the offing! (GIGGLE!)
Hee-hee! I wanna be called GRAN-GRAN! No, PAW-PAW! Oh boy, GRANDKIDS, YAAAAAAAAY!
--and he tried to rape me, so I HAD to chop him up into little chunks and feed them to circus animals, and--
Oh for PETE'S SAKE, Debbie! You could've at least TRIED to like it!