Door-To-Door Dumbass

Author: biped

Date: September 22, 2008

Door-To-Door Dumbass by biped 9-22-08
Yes? Got quite a deal for you today, madame! Fifteen pounds of my own shit. Bargain priced!	Been collecting it for over a month. Freshness guaranteed! Each turd--individually wrapped.	I, uhh...don't, err... think so... How 'bout some steaks?