The Return of Alan Splet

Author: biped

Date: October 5, 2008

by biped
10-05-08
Excuse me, do you have "On The Road" by Jack Kerouac, "A Catcher in the Rye" by J.D. Salinger, or "Naked Lunch" by William S. Burroughs?
No.
Why don't you just find some brain-dead old hipster fuckhead and borrow them from him?
Thanks, Dad.
Don't dog-ear 'em, boy.