The Naked Abe

Author: biped

Date: October 6, 2008

by biped
10-06-08
Welcome back to "Book Chat", where Abe Vigoda is telling us all about his new autobiography entitled "Make a Wish."
The cover photo is me, stark naked in bed with my legs spread wide apart. That's where the title comes from--how to make your wishes come true.
I assembled the Abe Vigoda cutout display, but I had a dickens of a time activating the little motor that makes his balls dance around.
COME ON, FATHER O'MALLARD--MAKE A WISH! LICK MY BALLS!
Well, this is now officially the worst "Sign-off Sermonette" ever.