The Hambones of Sugar Dog

Author: biped

Date: December 7, 2008

by biped
12-07-08
Oh dear, I wish I had some hambones for supper--SUGAR DOG! Thank god! Oh, please...give me some of your hambones!
Well--did Sugar Dog give you any of his hambones for supper?
No...no, he didn't. So I called Animal Control. And now, unless he's adopted within ten days, he'll be euthanized.
I don't even like hambones anymore, after what Mom did to Sugar Dog.
I don't even like MOMMY anymore. I hope she gets real bad cancer.