The Adventures of Peanuts van Gelder III -- 3

Author: biped

Date: January 4, 2009

by biped
1-04-09
...and so, I'll be auditioning supermodels all day today, in order to choose 2009's "The New Face of Van Gelder Enterpri--
Nope, I already picked "The New Face of Van Gelder Enterprises" last night! Guess what? IT'S MY BUTTHOLE!!!
Look, uh, we... should really choose a beautiful, err...woman...
Now millions of people will see my high-definition butthole all during the Super Bowl!
"Hi, everybody! I'm Peanuts! Look at my BUTTHOLE!"
WHAT THE FUCK?!?