The Tender Meatballs

Author: biped

Date: January 8, 2009

by biped
1-08-09
Edna--I wish you'd quit telling Burt Munson how tender his meatballs are.
Huh? But, they are. What's wrong with my telling him so?
Because...because... IT GIVES HIM AN ERECTION!!!
OH MY GOD!!!
Hello, Edna? Burt Munson. Would you mind telling me again...how tender my meatballs are? Wait...wait...okay, go.
Oh, ICK!!!