Meet the Mom

Author: biped

Date: January 12, 2009

by biped
1-12-09
Mom, before you meet my new boyfriend...please keep in mind his...well...his "condition"...
Oh, for Pete's sake, Debbie--give your old Mom some credit! Show the nice young man in.
(snuck) Hello, Mrs. Flonase. It's so nice to meet--
OH, MY FUCKING FUCK!!! HOLY SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!!! FUCKITY FUCK-FUCK!!! BLECCCHHHH!!!
Nice going, Mom. Did you really have to vomit on him?
Did I? Oh, dear.