A Nurse Bigguns Valentine

Author: biped

Date: February 15, 2009

by biped
2-15-09
GUESS WHAT, MOMMY!!! ME AM IN LOVE!!!! WITH THE GARBAGE MAN YAAAAAAY!!!!
That's wonderful, sweetie. Maybe you'll get married, and I'll have grandkids to spoil.
An hour later...
MOMMY, ME GOT MAD AND SAWED HIM DOWN THE MIDDLE LIKE BOARDS AND BUILDED YOU A MEAT NICKY-NACK SHELF!!! HA HAA!!!
Oh...that's (gulp) nice...
I'm looking for a missing garbage man. Have you--
HIM GAVE ME AN UGLY VALENTINE CARD--ME BLACKED OUT--THEN HIM A MEAT NICKY-NACK SHELF HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!