The Incident

Author: biped

Date: March 29, 2009

by biped
3-29-09
Billy, I think we should do something nice for our new neighbor so she'll feel welcome to the neighborhood.
Hi. Would you like for me to mow your lawn?
GASP!!! SEXUAL HARRASSMENT!!! HELP!!! POLICE!!!
No, he didn't actually touch me. It was more of an emotional rape.
Whew. I can sure relate to that.