The Unreported Scan

Author: biped

Date: April 4, 2009

by biped
4-04-09
Captain, I've finished my preliminary scan of the planet and found it to be extremely rich in--
Let me guess, Spock. "Dogshit." You have found the planet to be extremely rich in dogshit.
This is most distressing. Every time I attempt to make a report to the captain lately, he finishes my sentences with the word "dogshit."
Oh, I told him to do that. As ship's clown, I felt it would relieve much of the pent-up tension around here.
"Ship's clown", indeed. I must say without reservation that I am entirely--
Let me guess, Spock. "Dogshit." You are entirely dogshit.