"OPEN MIKE NIGHT AT THE IMPROV" starring Mel

Author: biped

Date: December 4, 2001

by biped
12-04-01
A priest and a rabbi are on a plane...the stewardess asks if they would like a drink...the rabbi says "Yes, I'd love a cocktail..."
YOU SUCK!!!
Then the priest says, "I'd rather commit adultery than to have liquor touch my lips..."
GET OFF THE STAGE!!!
And suddenly the rabbi says "Wait -- cancel my order! I didn't know I had a choice!"
YOU -- umm...heh, heh...that was kinda funny...