The Seuss Proposition

Author: biped

Date: April 21, 2009

by biped
4-21-09
Would you eat them in a bookstore? Would you eat them with a crackwhore?
I will not eat them in a bookstore. I will not eat them with a crackwhore. I will not eat them anywhere. I do not like them, Pubic Hare.
Okay...fine.
How 'bout outta this guy's asshole?