Checking In With The Dysfunctional Dillards

Author: biped

Date: August 22, 2009

by biped
8-22-09
"Hitler's Asshole" Oatmeal? What the FUCK?
Yeah, it was, like...blasted outta Hitler's asshole or something. Where's my fuckin' crackpipe?
You left teethmarks on my dick again, BITCH! What the fuck am I gonna tell my other wife?
Mama, Woofy was in my bed when I woke up and now my butthole hurts!
Hello, err...I just wanted to invite your family to our Sunday ser--
BUUUURRRPPP!!!Whoops, pardon the cumbreath, padre!