The Exhumation of Bucky Masturbate

Author: biped

Date: September 16, 2009

by biped
9-16-09
...but the most unpleasant aspect of being buried alive was the worms... wiggling their way into my anus, burrowing up my rectum and into my lower--
HOLY FUCKEN SHIT BUCKY I AM TRYING TO PISS AND DO NOT WANT TO FUCKEN HEAR THIS "SHIT"!!!
...and regarding my premature burial and exhumation, my co-worker Dick has displayed a coarse and unsympathetic attitude which not only hinders my--
Look, Bucky, to be honest--we all celebrated your "death." In fact, three people have committed suicide since you were discovered to be still alive.
...so, due to Becky in accounting hanging herself I still have these two opera tickets, and--
***gurgle***