The Pirate

Author: biped

Date: September 23, 2009

by biped
9-23-09
Yo ho ho, welcome to Pirate's Pizza. Can I help you?
Uh yeah, give me a large pepperoni with anchovies.
Here you go, sir. That'll be eleven dollars and fif--
YA-HAAAARRR!!! TIS YOU WHO'LL BE PAYIN' FOR THIS PIZZA, WENCH!!!
And you say he was a real pirate?
Yes, sir. With a hook and everything.