It's Chinatown, Sally

Author: biped

Date: September 30, 2009

by biped
9-30-09
MOMMY!!! (sniff) I just got DRUGGED and ANALLY RAPED!!!
OH MY GOD, NO!!! MY BABY!!! NO!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!! WHO DID THIS TO YOU? WHO?
IT WAS ROMAN POLANSKI!!!
AAARRGGG!!! THAT FUCKING BAST--wait a second. Roman Polanski?
Yes... (sniff) He's a very bad man, and--
Sally honey, Mr. Polanski is a movie director. It's not like he was a priest or a hobo.