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| Uh, yeah, I be lookin' for thong underwear...uh, somethin' nice and piratey, and that won't ride up me-- | |
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| Wait a minute. "Thong underwear"? For a PIRATE? GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!! | |
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| Hello, Better Business Bureau? I'm a pirate, and I'd like to report-- | |
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| Hey, fuck you, asshole. We don't do "pirates." | |
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| Well, I'm ready to come back to work here, Mr. Floyd. Can I have my old cubicle back? | |
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| Sure, if you gargle my balls like an espresso machine. | |
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