The Mistaken Identities of Brad Schwartz: UPDATE

Author: biped

Date: October 3, 2009

by biped
10-03-09
Excuse me--aren't you Farkleson J. Whizzfluffer?
No, I am not.
Why, you dirty liar. Take off that blackface!
I am NOT wearing "blackface." I am a black man.
(sigh) Some decrepit old fool just accused me of being a "Farkleson J. Whizzfluffer" in blackface.
You mean you aren't Farkleson J. Whizzfluffer in blackface? Oh, my god--I married a Negro.