The Execution of Bucky Masturbate -- part two

Author: biped

Date: October 4, 2009

by biped
10-04-09
Into that storage closet, fucker.
Well, this is highly irregular office procedure. I'm fairly certain that hiring a hitman to kill me clearly qualifies as some prosecutable form of harassment.
Wait--what are you doing? Get your hands off...off... uhh...mmmmmm...
Just relax and imagine yourself floating down a river of mineral oil.
...and now he keeps sending me candy and flowers every day even though I suffer from hay fever and my doctor warned me that my blood sugar level--
YAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!!!!