Cologne-O the Clown

Author: biped

Date: October 10, 2009

by biped
10-10-09
We hope you've enjoyed the delightful antics of COLOGNE-O, "the world's sweetest-smelling clown."
Please drive safely.
What--you're trying to tell me I stink? Me--COLOGNE-O?
Well...the cologne by itself just isn't cutting it anymore. You sweat a lot, you don't bathe--it builds up. And, yes... you're starting to stink.
Whoa...extreme bodily stench unsuccessfully masked by cologne. Definitely not "sexy."
Shut the fuck up, whore.